Here is Schneid Remarks rendition of the ole Christmas favorite…The 12 Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A Weight Watchers gift certificate.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A new camera bag.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Some dye to turn my grey beard back to brown.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A Friday night without a sporting event.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A remote car starter for those cold winter mornings and evenings.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… An alarm clock with multi-snooze on it.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A night without Hank the dog taking up the entire bed.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Season tickets to all the Minnesota sports teams.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… An endless supply of beef jerky.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A weeks vacation at Disney World and Minnesota Twins spring training.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… A reclining chair that I stay awake in after work for more than five minutes.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Just that, her true love, which she always does!

Christmas is one of those times of the year when we need to give thanks for the family we have, the employees we work with, the health we have, and the friends we have made.

I would like to thank all of our loyal advertisers and readers, my family and friends.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.